raga ke ne dite di rifare il topic x continuare le ricerke su kifflom?
x chi nn sa cosa sia l epsilon legga qui
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Sicuramente alkuni di voi avranno sentito parlare dell'Epsilon Program ma nn hanno capito bene cos'è ...ho creato questo topik per cercare di kiarire le idee il più possibile...
Innanzitutto esiste il sito www.epsilonprogram.com, creato dalla Rockstar Games (la stessa di GTA) nel quale sotto la sigla dell'Epsilon Program (sembrano una E e una T intrecciate..) c'è una "striscia" diciamo con 6 link: Join Now, Give Money, Kifflom!, Testimonials, Give Money e Contact.
Per ki volesse leggerlo in italiano il sito GTA-Series lo ha tradotto
clikkate qui
Riporto qui ciò ke è scritto nel link Unisciti (Join now)
Unisciti a noi in un abbraccio speciale e diventa anche tu un figlio di Kraff.
Attraversa l'alba nel passaggio descritto nei nostri opuscoli. Cerca un camion rosso con un'ammaccatura sul parafango anteriore destro. Solleva la mano sinistra e recita queste parole: "Portami dal mio padre-padre fratello-zio Kifflom". Noi faremo il resto perche' tutti sappiamo che c'e' Kifflom e c'e' Krant ed entrambi sono da elogiare.
Benda per gli occhi obbligatoria.
La prima frase penso si riferisca a un luogo ben preciso ke probabilmente c'entra con questa immagine
e ke probabilmente indica un luogo di SA.
La seconda dice di cercare un camioncino rosso..invece l'ultima frase potrebbe voler dire usare i visori x gli infrarossi..
Nel link Kifflom! si aprirà una pagina nella quale sono elenkati 12 punti...i principi di un certo Kifflom...l'"uomo da cercare". Questi sono quindi i principi, i "comandamenti" dell'Epsilonismo
1. Il mondo ha 157 anni - VERITA'!
2. I Dinosauri non sono mai esistiti, la gente ci crede perche' e' debole - VERITA'!
3. Tu sei felice, semplicemente non lo sai - VERITA'!
4. Deriviamo tutti da una stessa famiglia - VERITA'!
5. Tutti sono legati tra di loro per qualcosa, eccetto per la gente con i capelli rossi - VERITA'!
6. Lo sperma non esiste - e' una bugia degli insegnanti di biologia - insieme a tutto quello che questi tizi vi hanno raccontato - VERITA'!
7. Gli uomini si devono andare a letto con nove nuovi partners a settimana. Le donne con sei, ad eccezione di Luglio, quando devono andare con cinque uomini al giorno - VERITA'!
8. Gli alieni esistono e sono sulla terra. Se avete un marchio di nascita, probabilmente siete dei diretti discendenti di Kraff, il famoso imperatore del quarto paradigma - VERITA'!
9. Gli alberi discutono tra di loro, ma solo poca gente li riesce a sentire - VERITA'!
10. La gente che crede in qualcosa hanno una vita piu' lunga degli atei e hanno buone possibilita' di regnare nell'aldila' - VERITA'!
11. Se tu credi in questo e alzi la tua mana vivendo nell'Epsilonismo, avrai una vita felice. Se non farai cosi', sarei dannato - VERITA'!
12. KIFFLOM - la FELICITA' e' vostra! KIFFLOM!
Se non siete a conoscenza di tutto questo, evidentemente dovrete leggere il trattato epsilon.
In rete si può anke trovare un blog nel quale un "impiegato" della R* anonimo discuteva con altre persone...forse degli ultimi messaggi nn si deve tenere conto..dato ke in molti hanno scritto nel blog...forse sono da prendere in considerazione solo i primi messaggi...se nn solo il primo messaggio...
Il link Give Money appare due volte nel sito dell'Epsilon e indica l'indirizzo al quale mandare dei soldi coi quali si riceverà un fax con delle informazioni...alkune persone hanno provato a kiamare i numeri ke l'Epsilon fornisce 1-866-funcult (1-866-386-2858)
...o a mandare una mail (l'inidirizzo è quello presente nel link Contact all'indirizzo ke si trova nel sito dell'epsilon...di risposta hanno ricevuto un fax simile a questo ke kontiene nuove informazioni..kiedono infatti a quale livello di salvezza si è disposti a raggiungere...e per ogni livello bisogna dare denaro...
Azur versare $10.000, Topaz $25.000, Aquamarine $79.000 e Turquoise $100.000
Molte persone poi hanno sentito pronunciare il nome di Kifflom in San Andreas...infatti alkuni abitanti potrebbere pronunciare il suo nome...di altri ke pronunciano quel nome e frasi strane invece si sa l'identità...innanzitutto i tizi con lo zaino da boy-scout sulle spalle...
ve ne sono molti nella zona di Verdunt Bluffs, dove si pensa ci sia la loro "sede" a sud di Los Santos..
oppure se ne possono trovare altri a LV precisamente in questa piazza:
poi c'è anke Michelle (una delle due ragazze di San Fierro) ke pronuncia il suo nome..infine un barbiere..precisamente qlo nella zona di Dillimore..nella campagna di Los Santos..ecco:
li si può sentire frasi come Hello brother uncle o watch out brother uncle...o kifflom accompagnato da altre parole..basta ronzare attorno ai tizi boy-scout e ne sentirete diverse...
Infine si potrà sentire il suo nome anke in un'intervista a una delle stazioni radio di San Andreas, WTCR ecco il testo dell'intervista in inglese:
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Conversation with Cris Formage:
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Announcer: "The most boring show, with a brand new host! Entertaining America
with Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Welcome to Entertaining America on WCTR with me, Lazlow. So, the
media. You may hate us, but, I gotta tell ya', we hate ourselves more.
And stop accusing us of being liberal! What a load of crap! This
station is owned by AmmuNation! I mean, have you ever heard anyone
complain about guns on this station? Hosts are getting shot by them
all the time, but it just gets glossed over. But it also means I now
have a job. If you're afraid of your mortality, and never want to die,
here's the solution. It's a man who's got all of America talking with
his unique approach to spiritual matters. He's helped thousands, or
so the press pack tells me. Chris Formage, founder of the Epsilon
Program is here, hello Chris!"
Chris: "Kifflom, brother brother."
Lazlow: "Heh heh, what does that mean, man? So, Epsilonism? Is it a load of
crap, or is it the future?"
Chris: "Well, what do you think Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "I don't know. Well, I mean, I grow my own religion, which is why I
don't know, 'cause I'm kinda spaced out. I mean, you guys run around
chanting 'lip balm.'
Chris: "It's 'Kifflom.'"
Lazlow: "Well, whatever. Both sound addictive to me. You know, only popular
people are addicted to either. Lets go to the phone."
Caller: "Hey, Chris, Epsilon sounds awesome! But if you read the fossil record,
hunter-gatherer dudes had it made. I mean who wouldn't want to drag
their women around by their hair? They smoked anything they could
find! That's like so freaking cool! Then all the men would like
disappear for days at a time, and you'd only hear beasts shrieking
in the distance."
Lazlow: "You know, I went to a museum once. That guy's got a point."
Chris: "Points are irrelevant, Lazlow. Let me ask you something. Do you want to
be happy, Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "What kind of question is that? Yes, obviously."
Chris: "Then why do you mock the happiness of others?"
Lazlow: "Well, I mean, this is Vinewood, we're all supposed to be like
psychotic, and dog-eat-dog, and, y'know, bang your best friend's wife.
I mean, I'm with that last guy. We all have a primitive side there,
Chris. I mean, you should have heard the music I used to like in the
eighties, it was real-it was hysterical..."
Chris: "What's hysterical about being descended from a sponge, and not knowing
it?"
Lazlow: "Huh?"
Chris: "What's funny about being told that the world is millions of years old
when in fact it's only a hundred and fifty-seven years old-fact!-and
its age does not change?"
Lazlow: "There's nothing funny about that. It's just...weird. You know, that
voice of yours man, holy shit! I could believe anything you say!"
Chris: "My time has come Lazlow, and so has yours, if! If you let it."
Lazlow: "Um, well, you know what, that sounds good to me... Hey, wait! Are you
gonna try to sign me up for the military? That happened once before.
I mean, I'm into killing people, and I can say, 'I'll cry when I'm
done killing!' and then there's hope-"
Chris: "Listen my friend, you can mock, but I know the truth about you. I can
see past your jokes and into that scared little boy beneath. You, you
my friend, like a lot of other people, are being lied to."
Lazlow: "I totally agree with you, finally. Inversion therapy! I owe my Mom a
huge apology, ugh!"
Chris: "Listen, pick a new set of lies! Mine are better. Let me ask you
something. When did you last get laid, Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "Heh... Speaking of lies... Wait, look, I'm not an egg."
Chris: "I got laid this morning. By twins."
Lazlow: "Whoa..."
Chris: "They each laid an egg, and I formed out of them."
Lazlow: "What are you talking about? Great, a horny cult leader with a
breakfast fixation. I love it! You know, I'm thinking of a cult
centered around grits. Oh wait, sorry, there already is one, and it's
called, 'The South...'"
Chris: "For the last time, this is not a cult, Lazlow. It's a fellowship of
like-minded adults who tithe money in exchange for salvation and merit
badges. Every single thing we do is voluntary, including the swinging,
and making things up."
Lazlow: "Why is this whole town obsessed with swinging? *sigh* Let's go to the
phones."
Caller: "Hey, Lazlow, love the show man. Hey, I really love to make out with
hot chicks in church."
Chris: "Perfect. Join us. We've put a price on salvation, and it's a price
worth paying, believe me. Look, if you crave sexual conquest, family
betrayal, class warfare, and really feeling like you are a part of
something, then just do it. Just do it, it's so easy! Join the Epsilon
group."
Lazlow: "Uh...Chris, stop trying to recruit people. I mean, you even say you
just make this stuff up."
Darius: "Hi, L-Lazlow!"
Lazlow: "Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
Darius: "Look, look, it was an unfortunate incident that happened to your
mother, but I was quite clear: grandmother, not mother! It's your
fault it doesn't work."
Lazlow: "I nearly went to prison, man! What you told me to do was illegal! In
most states..."
Darius: "Whatever. Look, Chris Formage is a liar and a cheat. He made it up! It
doesn't help anyone, apart from him! The fact is, people need to face
their fears! Remember, I always say that. Face your fears, don't run
away!"
Chris: "Darius Fontaine can kiss my ass."
Darius: "Oh, you'd like that-would-would you like that?"
Chris: "I don't think so. And I'll tell you why. Because you are the devil.
People aren't really afraid, you know. Yet you make them kill their
families-"
Darius: "Fears have to be faced! That's what I always say! Just ask Lazlow!"
Lazlow: "Hey, don't bring me into this ruckus, Darius, this is between you two
whackos, I mean.. And you stay away from me, Darius, I've got a
restraining order, dude."
Chris: "Lazlow. The only way that you can really communicate with your
ancestors is to pay someone like me. Try something. Touch my cane."
Lazlow: "This whole town, man...I think you've seen too many movies, dude."
Chris: "You can be happy! Listen! Join us! Be famous! Find your true self. Have
a breast, nose surgery, whatever you want! Lie with nine new partners
a week. It explains everything. If there are no women, make them. From
sand, from garbage, out of thin air! The rich cry too, Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Well, that's an interesting theory, that seems like it was formerly
with pharmaceuticals...but, you know, I would like to find about being
rich crying, because right now, I'm poor, and crying. But, this is the
west coast-I'm all into lesbians, man."
Chris: "It's destiny. Vinewood only lets you down. In the Epsilon program,
there are no series finales. It goes on, and on, and on. We don't
abandon you."
Lazlow: "Uh, well, we're gonna have to abandon this show. Great, my first show
and the dude nearly kills me, and now I'm being harassed by a former
sociology professor and a alcoholic turned self-deifying cultist.
Please. I gotta get back to the east coast. This has been Entertaining
America with Lazlow, on WCTR."
Announcer: "Culturally, this country is flat-lining. Now you know why."
Cercando Epsilon Program con Google ho trovato una definizione di un'enciclopedia: a racist, messianic, pseudohistorical, eschatologist theory, revolving around the Epsilon Team...according to this theory, which has a small, underground cult following among conspiracy theorists in Greece (most of which know absolutely nothing of their ancestors' civilization and philosophy and are largely of a very low educational background), the Epsilon Team will come in the year 2011 or 2012 AD to liberate Greece and the whole planet from the Jewish occupation. This theory has many elements taken directly from christianity's worst, mixed with obscuria from the Greek philosophy.
Tradotto in poke parole sarebbe una teoria intorno al quale ruoterebbe un certo Epsilon Team..clikkando su epsilon team ecco kosa spiega:
Is an urban legend about a probably entirely imaginary secret society consisting of an elite team of greek anthropology engineers, academics, pilots, powerful businessmen and politicians etc. manufacturing and piloting UFOs and supposedly working for major international forces or even secretly ruling the United States of America.
quindi sarebbe una società segreta (secondo una leggenda metropolitana) di un gruppo di ingegneri, accademici, piloti, uomini d'affari ecc ke kostruiscono e pilotano UFO...e ke lavorano per le forza internazionali maggiori o agiscono segretamente agli Stati Uniti