Posso rubarti l'account?

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br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:


br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

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br0kenrabbit says:
ciao

Greg_ValveOLS says:
buona sera

br0kenrabbit says:
come ve?

br0kenrabbit says:
va?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
mi chami greg e sono un membro dello staff di valve

br0kenrabbit says:
Su MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
si

br0kenrabbit says:
E perche'?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
abbiamo riscontrato delle violazioni da parte del suo account e abbiamo bisogno di verificare le sue informazioni

br0kenrabbit says:
Le mie informazioni??

Greg_ValveOLS says:
abbiamo ragione di credere che qualcuno abbia rubato il suo account mmmm non ha mai condiviso informazioni riguardanti il suo account con nessuno?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. Non le ho neanche scritte da nessuna parte.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm forse un keylogger sul suo PC o avrebbe bisogno di un format?
(n.d.t: su questa non sono sicuro, l'originale era: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?)

br0kenrabbit says:
Beh...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
se mi puo' gentilmente fornire le sue informazioni mi posso assicurare che solo lei ne ha accesso E' un nuovo test di sicurezza lo stamo facendo perche' sta succedendo a sempre piu' persone e ormai non e' piu' sicuro

br0kenrabbit says:
Beh

Greg_ValveOLS says:
non si preoccupi la conversazione e' sicura

br0kenrabbit says:
Posso essere onesto con te, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Senti, non so come tu abbia avuto il mio indirizzo MSN, e neanche mi importa.

br0kenrabbit says:
Io, non come te, lavoro VERAMENTE per Valve. Rintraccia il mio IP e ne avrai conferma.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
stronzate

br0kenrabbit says:
Rintraccialo.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
come

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd digita Tracert e poi il mio IP address e premi enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
In quanto impiegato, so che gli impiegati Valve non rintraccerebbero MAI utenti su MSN. So anche che un impiegato non chederebbe MAI ad un utente nickname o password.

br0kenrabbit says:
Sto sospendendo temporaneamente il tuo account su Steam.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
perche'?

br0kenrabbit says:
Hai letto i ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service (ndt: condizioni di utilizzo)

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dove?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, questa e' una infrazione molto seria ai Tos. Stai rischiando di perdere il tuo account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
perche'

br0kenrabbit says:
Te l'ho appena detto

Greg_ValveOLS says:


br0kenrabbit says:
Ho bisogno di alcune informazioni se vuoi che sblocchi il tuo account. Dal momento che questa e' la tua prima infrazione, ti ammoniro' soltanto e sospendero' il tuo account per solamente tre giorni, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Prima di tutto, dammi il nome a cui e' intestato l'account. Non il nickname, proprio il nome della persona che lo possiede. Questo serve prettamente a scopi verificativi.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Sei tu?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Sei l'unico utilizzatore di quetso account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, e qual e' il tuo username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
Vedo che hai comprato alcuni dei nostri giochi, ti ringraziamo.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
alcuni

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Ti logghi sempre dallo stesso IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
si

br0kenrabbit says:
E qual e' il tuo internet provider, il tuo ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Grazie. Un momento, lasciami verificare questa informazione.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
potro' giocare stase?

br0kenrabbit says:
Qual e' la tua citta' di residenza?

br0kenrabbit says:
Questo dipende dalla tua collaborazione. Stai andando bene fino ad ora.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
si

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. E quale e' la password associata a quest'account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Non cercare di connetterti a Steam. Se sei connesso adesso devi uscirne.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
perche

br0kenrabbit says:
Cosi' che possa aggiornare il tuo account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
posso giocare stase

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
non vinceranno senza di me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. Dovrai aspettare un paio di minuti. Sei disconnesso?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
si

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Dammi solo un momento.

br0kenrabbit says:
Prova ad entrare ora.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Dice connessione fallita wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
mi hai bannato???????????>PERCHE

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
cosa

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve non chiederebbe mai il tuo username o la tua password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
cosa????

br0kenrabbit says:
Non lavoro per la Valve amico. Sei solo stato ownato.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg amico wtf perche?

br0kenrabbit says:
Perche' stavi cercando di rubarmi l'account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
non lo stavo facendo

br0kenrabbit says:
Quindi perche' mi chiedevi le mie informazioni?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
stavo solo scherzando ma non ero serio giuro amico ridammi il mio account per favoooooore ho solo 13 anni e ho risparmiato qualcosa come un anno per comprarmelo

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
amico per favore

Greg_ValveOLS says:
cosa

br0kenrabbit says:
Vai a falciare qualche prato, idiota.

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ma

[Nettuno43]

Che ritardato

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Noooo Stupendo

[Ganandorf]

E' decisamente un win

[Hank Morgan]

Ommadonna

[Nevius]

Win.

[pcgame]

ha solo ribaltato la situazione

[Alexander11]

Stupendo

[lucas94]

tl;dr

[DooMTroopeR_3]

ho riso per dei minuti.

[lefantome]

che sodo greg, ma fari inculare così è da idioti seri

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Traduzione o spiegazione per noi ignoranti?

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Win!

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