Discussione: Omegle e Chatroulette: i momenti più divertenti

Idolum

#151 15-07-10 17:31

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Alteridan

Spoiler:

You: Hi!
Stranger: white man came across the sea
You: Brought us pain and misery
Stranger: killed our tribes killed our creed
You: Took our game for his own need
Stranger: we fought him hard we fought him well
You: Out on the plains we gave him hell
Stranger: but many came too much for cree
You: Oh will we ever be set free?
Stranger: riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
You: Galloping hard on the plains
Stranger: chasing the redskins back to their holes
You: Fighting them at their own game
Stranger: murder for freedom a stab in the back
You: Women and children and cowards attack
Stranger: run to the hills
You: Run for your lives
Stranger: run to the hills
You: Run for your lives
Stranger: soldier blue on the barren wastes
You: Hunting and killing their game
Stranger: raping the women and wasting the men
You: The only good Indians are tame
Stranger: selling them whisky and taking their gold
You: Enslaving the young and destroying the old
Stranger: run to the hills
You: Run for your lives
Stranger: run to the hills
You: Run for your lives
Stranger: *solo*
You: *Bruce's screams*
Stranger: run to the hills
You: Run for your lives
Stranger: run to the hills
You: Run for your lives
Stranger: amen bro
You: Amen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:

Libertà non è cambiar padrone!

Poser.

Alteridan

#152 15-07-10 17:37

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Idolum

Poser.

Ok, if you say so.

Libertà non è cambiar padrone!

Efebico e Depilato

#153 15-07-10 17:52

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Spoiler:

Stranger: Hi!
You: tell me your deepest secret
Stranger: i fucked your mother yesterday night!
You: I think it was me :/
Stranger: and she likes this
You: yeah she likes so much
Stranger: i joke!
You: she's like the sky
You: full of birds
Stranger: i think you from usa or england?
You: no, italy
Stranger: oh materrazi!
You: materazzi, yes xD
You: i hate football btw
Stranger: i from france
You: age?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: u?
You: 17
Stranger: man or giel?
Stranger: girl*?
You: man
Stranger: shit!
You: xD
You: i'm also gay.
Stranger: I'm not gay i love pussy!
You: bleah
You: it's cold
You: and it smells u.u
Stranger: weird!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

thresher3253

#154 15-07-10 18:05

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però, non sapevo di poter chattare in inglese così tranquillamente


Now let all imagination fly

thresher3253

#155 15-07-10 18:08

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questa conversazione mi ha un pò preoccupato

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: tell me a joke

Stranger: okay

Stranger: lemme think

Stranger: hmmmmm

Stranger: the ones i know are too long ::P

You: doesn't matter, i've got plenty of time

Stranger: blah i dont feel like typing all of it :X

You: ok

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: im in a bad mood

You: never mind

You: me too

Stranger: :/

You: i think i'm gonna leave this world

Stranger: by smoking an awesome type of weed?

Stranger: or suicide?

You: the first one seems much better

Stranger: hell yeah

Stranger: but im currently out of weed

Stranger: so i feel like shit

Stranger: well i feel like shit when i have it too

You: nah, i've got a lot of lsd in my room

Stranger:

Stranger: I WANT SOME

Stranger: i did it twice

Stranger: but i never tripped

You: only twice?

Stranger: i just felt really happy

Stranger: its hard to get in pennsylvania

You: yesterday, i had it 14 times

Stranger: you took 14 tabs at once?

You: more or less

Stranger: thats crazy

You: maybe a bit

Stranger: have you ever done adderall?

You: from time to time

Stranger: is it fun?

Stranger: i might be able to get some

Stranger: i heard the feeling is really indescribable lol

You: yeah, it's a bit powerful

Stranger: how much should i take?

Stranger: i have 40 bucks

Stranger: and i can get 15mgs for 5 bucks

Stranger: im thinking of blowing it all on that

Stranger: assuming that ill need all 8 or so pills

You: no, much less

Stranger: so like 40mgs?

Stranger: or just one 20mg pill?

You: nah, 15-20 mg should be okay

Stranger: aesome

Stranger: hopefully i like it

Stranger: i plan on spending my whole 40 bucks on it xD

Stranger: i dont give a fuck lol

Stranger: live for today

You: fuck yeah

Stranger: where are you from?

You: north carolina

Stranger: thats cool

You: i have to go, someone is knocking at the door, i wonder if DEA discovered my lab

Stranger: lol

Stranger: good luck

You: thanks

You have disconnected.

Now let all imagination fly

Efebico e Depilato

#156 15-07-10 18:08

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Spoiler:

You: tell me your deepest secret
Stranger: ..
Stranger: why?
You: "asl" is too boring
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: You're funny
You: that's not a secret
Stranger: heh
Stranger: Let me consider
You: you're gay, you like eating shit, you killed your sister, your dad can do photosynthesys, you fucked your dog...
You: something like this
Stranger: But I have not done so
Stranger: I think that you do something
You: only the first one
Stranger: ..
You: where are you from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: u?
You: italy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I thought I read Italian pizza
You: it's very tasty :Q__
You: I'm here to destroy italy's reputation btw
You: have you ever heard of "gemmadelsud"?
Stranger: no
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWZnNHJhxz8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NjVMM67WoA
Stranger: What is gemmadelsud
You: look at this two videos, "gemmadelsud" is a nickname
You: she's an italian girl, she became famous (over 1.300.000 people watched her videos)
You: because she's mad. really mad. and she can't sing, but she tries to do it however
Stranger: So many people
Stranger: Something wrong with my computer
You: oh
Stranger: I could not watch the video
You: is the internet censored in china?
Stranger: yes
You: that's bad
You: you can't see videos of men eating shit, killing her sisters, or doing photosynthesys while fucking their dog
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

thresher3253

#157 15-07-10 18:14

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Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hi ~

You: Now let all imagination fly

Stranger: UH... OK~

You: good

You have disconnected.

Now let all imagination fly

bellic95

#158 15-07-10 18:20

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Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hot?

You: You have your firts sex?

You: I'm female

Stranger: ya

Stranger: nu?

You: Suck a pussy?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: u need dick?

You: I have a large Pussy D:

You: yes

Stranger: yep

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i need ur pussy

You: And I your cock

You: XXX

Stranger: cool

Stranger: have a pic?

You: I have a blog

You: mandie1989.weebly.com

Stranger: nt fb?

Stranger: or g mail?

You: You?

You: Have Facebook?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: unadd me?

You: Link your facebook account

Stranger: llink 2 ?

You: No..you

Stranger: me wat?

You: Link...

Stranger: i cant

Stranger: in g mail?

Stranger: u write?

Stranger: pic?

You: I Dont have G Mail x)

Stranger: by write

Stranger: but

Stranger: ok

You: http://mandie1989.weebly.com/uploads...96/4444839.jpg

Stranger: tri

Stranger: i will tri

Stranger: nt usse zis

You: ???

Stranger: sori bye

You: Bye

Efebico e Depilato

#159 15-07-10 18:25

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Spoiler:

Riporto solo la fine:

Stranger: heh
Stranger: i have to go to bed ,it is too late in china,bye~
You: bye!
You: it's interesting, we'll never see again
You: we've just talked for 2 minutes with a perfect stranger
You: like if it was normal
You: and then we end with "bye"
You: and I'm conscious that
You: i look totally crazy
You: with this considerations
You: but it's OBVIOUS
You: and this site is absurd, I don't even know why I am here
You: I don't even know if you're reading me
You: everyone on this site has problems... suicide? drug? your parents are dead?
You: are you shy? you're totally ugly?
You: you haven't a social life, i'm sure about it
You: why are you wasting your time here?
You: why don't you go out!
You: why I'm telling you this while i'm doing the same things?
You: why don't you answer?!?
Stranger: Because you are too fast
You: sorry
Stranger: My parents alive
Stranger: and i am not shy
You: go ahead
Stranger: and``and
Stranger: and My mother told me to go to bed
Stranger: heh,bye
You: bye
You: remember me
Stranger: i hope to chat with you
Stranger: again
You: you have msn?
Stranger: no
You: you don't hope to chat with me again
You: you didn't like this conversation
Stranger: Chinese people rarely use MSN
You: it hurt you
Stranger: heh
Stranger: My heart is very strong
Stranger: You misjudge me
You: maybe
You: maybe...
Stranger: heh
You: but heart attack can choose you
You: even if you have a strong heart
Stranger: heh
Stranger: you are funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alteridan

#160 15-07-10 18:27

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Spoiler:

Stranger: horny gay male here
You: horny lesbian here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Libertà non è cambiar padrone!

thresher3253

#161 15-07-10 18:35

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ma che cavolo tutti a me mi capitano

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Honey?

You: yeah?

Stranger: Did you get the milk?

You: actually not

You: i went to bar

Stranger: YOU FUCKING DEADBEAT. Your children want milk.

You: sorry, i'm going now

Stranger: TYPICAL.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now let all imagination fly

Efebico e Depilato

#162 15-07-10 18:38

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You: tell me your deepest secret
Stranger: Hello. ^__^
Stranger: I don't have one :'(
You: Then your life has not so much sense. *w*
Stranger:
You: I bet my balls that you like japanese culture.
Stranger: I don't :']
Stranger: You bet your balls on that? D:
You: xD
You: You write like a girl who like mangas.
Stranger: I'm a boy.
Stranger: lmao (Y)
You: lol
You: I'm a boy too
Stranger: I guessed, a girl with balls could be weird

strikie

#163 15-07-10 18:45

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Alteridan

Spoiler:

Stranger: horny gay male here
You: horny lesbian here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Libertà non è cambiar padrone!

haha

ChaosSs

#164 15-07-10 18:47

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You: May I inquire the years you have spent on this earth, the specific genitallia you posses, and the geographic area you occupy?

Stranger: I'm a chick

You: there are no girls on the internet

Stranger: lawl you're right.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TomiTheBoss

#165 15-07-10 18:52

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what can I do to get you to be my slave?
You: be my slave first
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: really?
You: hahah don,t
Stranger: will you be my slave if I be yours first??
You: wtf!!!
You: are you serious??
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I want a slave :3
You: go on ebay and buy it!
Stranger: ehh that shit's illegal now
You: really???
Stranger: yeah =/
You: wow i don't know!!!
Stranger: please!!! Dx I will do anything
Stranger: I will get down on my knees and kiss your ass, just be my slave! D:
You: you crazy man!!!
Stranger: except I'm not a man :3
You: you crazy madam!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but if I do that will you be my slave?
You: no i'm sorry miss!!! i don't want my ass licked!!
You: i don't have work for you
You: its useless!!
Stranger: you don't have to that's why I'm asking
Stranger:
You: sembra una conversazione da GV
You: ok i have to go!
You: by mistress!!
Stranger: bye bye
You: bye!!