Stranger: george??
You: OMG!!!!
You: ALAN
You: how are you bro?
Stranger: good! it's been too long!
Stranger: how are the wife/kids?
You: dead
You: what about you?
Stranger: whaaat? when did this happen??!??!
Stranger: how are you dealing with it?
You: bah I try to forget
You: car crush
Stranger: oh that's horrible, man
Stranger: i'm so sorry
You: the idiots forgot the safe belt
You: i always told them that my driving style could be dangerous
Stranger: i wish my kids would forget their seat belt
Stranger: but my wife always reminds them haha
You: lol
You: just dont bring ya wife in the car
Stranger: i try not you
Stranger: too*
Stranger: but i can't get rid of her
Stranger: that darn lisa
You: put her On the car
Stranger: and how do you propose i do that?
You: dunno
You: maybe with some ropes
You: or with glue!
Stranger: good idea. let's meet up at home depot, kay?
You: k mate
Stranger: cool
You: but fuck, george is a shitty name
Stranger: georgie! i can't believe you'd say that! we've been lifelong friends!
You: I'm blaming on my mother mate
You: I will make her pay
You: oh yes
Stranger: revenge?
You: ya
You: muahahahah
You: gimme some ideas
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you could always go for the classic stab
Stranger: or better, suicide
You: don't want to kill anyone
Stranger: aw :[
You: it must be a tactical revenge
Stranger: you got me excited for no reason
Stranger: >< darn
You: i can put some rats in her house
You: a fucking lot of rats
You: the rats will have sons
You: a lot of sons
You: and then the rats will eat her
You: thats better
Stranger: i like that. but where will you get rats??
You: mmmh
You: i have a mission for you
You: find some rats
Stranger: heck no
You:
Stranger: lisa will be wonderig why i smell so bad
Stranger: wondering*
You: yourright
Stranger: i can't risk that
You: goddamnit
You: uhhm
You: maybe i can find them in the sewers
You: sewers always are full of rats
You: maybe giant rats
You: that fire lasers from eyes
You: it would be fuckin exciting!
Stranger: dude that sounds great
Stranger: get to the sewer then!
You: i will have an army of rats
You: and dominate this planet
You: for all eternity
You: lol
You: yes i will go right now
You: it was nice to talk to ya my old friend
You: good luck with ya children
Explosief
Tutto sorridente per aver trovato una bella biondina
